I love you more than anything baby and I always will

-J

souldew:

hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam
hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying

  • my fuckass cat: *eats pieces of plastic and chokes on them but continues to eat them*
  • me: literally you dont have to do that
  • my fuckass cat: someones gotta
  • cruzfucker69:

    i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

    stupidcommentdepository:

    *attempts to log into bank account*

    To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

    types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

    *i view my account balance of $4.47*

    sad-goddess:

    person: there’s something i have to tell you 
    my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*