I love you more than anything baby and I always will
-J
-J
hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam
hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying
i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam






*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
person: there’s something i have to tell you
my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*




